The 5 mysteries of MY universe

I don't want to sound like I am complaining here..just some thoughts...???

1. Why is diesel $3.97 per gallon right now and we happen to own all diesel vehicles...Murphy's law???

2. Why can't Robert get his dirty clothes in the hamper...but manages to throw them on the floor right next to the hamper...HELLO???

3. How did my boys NOT learn to flush the toilet?

4. Why does it always rain on the day I think I am going to wash the cars? Furthermore, why do I wash our cars anyway?

5. Why do all the members of my household think that I know where anything missing may have put itself?HUMMMM?

These are the current top 5 mysteries but there are many more I have been pondering for years now...How many times do you need to tell a boy to put deodorant on before they remember on their own? What is the magical fairy's name that runs around and cleans up after everyone
...anyway? How can we manage to be late for church when I am ready 30 minutes before we need to leave? Why do country drivers always have to pass me...when I am going the speed limit...what are they in such a hurry for anyway? Why can't the really good series of books that come out just keep going on? How come I have to wait an entire week for the next episode of Lost? Why do we have to observe daylight savings time anyway??? Who came up with fake cheese???GROSS! Fake cheese...in a can??? Why do people who don't eat healthy at all think they eat healthy? If a garbage can has a foot wide opening then how come when you go to empty the contents of a smaller container in it some falls on the floor...every time? If there are 6 people in my family and we all wear 3 -5 items of clothing per day and only wear it once then why do I have 12 loads of laundry at the end of the week(I can fit a lot into that washer...if I cram it in you know?)? Why do we have to age...and get "saggy"? Can't we just freeze our bodies in time...I would choose to be 21 again, for sure! Where does the missing sock go???HUH??? I have looked everywhere for it...honestly I have!My dryer is evil! Why isn't chocolate one of the basic food groups?It should be 'cause I eat enough of it to fill daily allowances, I assure you! Who invented the Popsicle???BRILLIANT!!! Why is it that I haven't had a baby in 7 and a half years but I still have to get up to pee at least twice in the middle of the night?? How come a 36 year old woman(me) still gets acne? If our hair is dead then why does it grow and we put all kinds of products on it to make it healthy??WEIRD??? Does it really sell movies better to put a ton of foul words and nudity in them...I am thinking that the 12 million plus Mormons out there would watch them if they didn't have that stuff in them and that would sell even more...huh???? I could be wrong???Who am I? Hillary Clinton for president???COME ON??

Well, there is more but I wouldn't want to bore...HA! I was a poet and didn't know it..HA!HA! Just fooling around.